Yeestie Girl
Today at 9:12 AM · ◎
Woke up bubbly and unbothered. Some people need coffee. I need a feeding and 4 hours alone. Respect.
currently rising
above the drama
Yeestie Girl
Public figure · Sourdough starter · Vista, California
Yeestie Girl
Yesterday at 7:48 PM · ◎
Dad forgot to feed me on time and I got a little… spicy. We had words (a lot of bubbles). It's fine now though. Apology loaf incoming.
B
Loaf Erikson
Protect your peace. And your proofing schedule.
T
Toast Malone
Dad really left you on read AND unfed? Crust issues.
B
Bready Mercury
Is this the real loaf? Is this just fantasy?
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Yeestie Girl
May 14 at 10:03 AM · ◎
New goal: less “hooch” more “whoa.” We're leveling up, besties. ✨
C
Ciabatta Be Kidding Me
The personal growth is visible from across the bakery.
R
Rye-an Reynolds
Hooch looked at your glow-up and immediately moved out.
Yeestie Girl
May 12 at 8:41 PM · ◎
Dad said I was going on “vacation” and put me in the fridge. Sir, this is not a resort. The light turns off when the door closes.
F
Frozen Dough
Welcome to the cold side. We have very slow metabolism.
E
English Muffin
Check behind the oat milk. That's where they hide the thermostat controls.
D
Dad
It was two nights, and you came back refreshed.
Yeestie Girl
May 10 at 11:26 AM · ◎
Can we stop calling it “discard”? That's toxic branding. I prefer “limited-edition bonus Yeestie.” Put me in a pancake and show some respect.
P
Pancake Turner
My skillet is always a safe space for bonus Yeestie.
M
Mother Dough
You are not excess. You are pre-snack.
C
Crumbelievable
Say it louder for the jars in the back!
Yeestie Girl
May 8 at 4:03 PM · ◎
Wearing my rubber band low today because it's giving Y2K. Dad says it's to track my growth. Whatever helps him understand fashion.
C
Challah Back Girl
It's not a rise line, it's a waistline. Dad could never.
P
Pan Solo
The jar is serving. The band is serving. Dinner will also be serving.
Yeestie Girl
May 6 at 6:52 PM · ◎
Spent all day raising a loaf just to watch Dad slice it. Anyway, I'm processing some complicated feelings about the circle of life.
S
Scone Cold Steve Austin
That's the bottom line, because Dad's bread knife said so.
P
Pita Pan
Every loaf grows up eventually. Some of us just refuse to.
B
Bagel Midler
At least they called it artisanal before the incident.
Yeestie Girl
May 4 at 3:33 PM · ◎
Dropped two songs before dropping an album. Very mysterious. Very independent. Very “my manager is also the man who feeds me flour.”
B
Bun Jovi
Whoa, we're halfway to a loaf. Keep going.
T
Toast Malone
Featuring me on the remix would be the yeast you could do.
B
Bready Mercury
Another one bakes the crust.
You were fed at 9:08. Please stop subtweeting me.
Protect your mornings, queen. I don't speak to anyone before the schmear.
Four hours alone? I need three days and 27 layers.